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Mercedes Diaz

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I'm a dominatrix. I dominate the competition. I'm unforgettable...and modest. 'Nuff said.
Mercedes Diaz
About Mercedes Diaz

Back in the good ol’ days, I used to be Mistress to the Masters of the Universe. Those humble Wall Street types needed someone like me to keep them in line…and they paid me sooo well for my services. But, alas…those days are gone—darn this economy!—and all good things must come to an end (especially since some of my old buddies are now enjoying extended stays at fabulous federal resorts like Leavenworth and Danbury). Anyway, time for a career change…and this is the perfect opportunity for me to share my unique talents with the rest of you… so listen up! Get me on that Billboard! Let’s give Outdoor Advertising a whole new meaning! Just think about the pretty toys I can bring with me…like whips and chains (and think of what else might be in my bag or tricks) to give my fellow contestants a run for their money. Ever hear a whip crack at 500 feet? Me neither—yet!—so let’s do this! Mama needs to pay the rent…and buy a brand, new Lexus…and it ain’t happening with a job at the Walmart—so it’s Billboard or die, people! You know the drill—VOTE FOR ME!