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Evan Hayes

Portland, Oregon

Just speculating, but some people must consider me the funniest guy they know, so there's that.
About Evan Hayes

I’m a mixed bag, and by that I mean I have likes and interests that appear to be paradoxical to each other. For example, I’m a metalhead and horror movie buff, but I have no tattoos and am a cat person and avid tennis player. I consider myself to be an athletic nerd.

My favorite movies are (in no particular order): Sunshine, K-PAX, The Dark Knight, Happy Gilmore, Fight Club, Pet Sematary, Idiocracy, Outland, The Fisher King, Heat, Zoolander, The Mask of Zorro, The Ring, Liar Liar, I Am Legend, Forrest Gump, Let Me In, Galaxy Quest, The Patriot, Inception, Saving Silverman, The Mothman Prophecies, Jumanji, The Core, Bedazzled, Training Day, House on Haunted Hill, Independence Day, the first two Austin Powers movies, and The Lord of the Rings Trilogy.